Hawaii is Not For Sale------ Please Try Again

Ok. So people say things that make absolutely no sense. So I got an email today that said in the subject line "Hawaii for sale"!!!! I got very excited. Hawaii is for sale. Yahoo. I would like to buy Hawaii. I will take one Oahu with a side of Maui Please. Throw in a little Kona for some added flair. Thank you very much!

But wouldn't you know. it is only air-fare to Hawaii. Although that makes me happy that I can go out there at a cheaper price, I liked it better when Hawaii was on sale.

I wanted to buy a piece of Hawaii. :(

There is a restaurant in NYC (I kid you not) that has a pasta dish called "Rigamorti". I think it is rigatoni that has died or something.

And what about Baby's R us with their "Baby" sale. I used to torment my much younger sister saying that I was going to see what other babies were on sale and I wondered if they would take trade in.

When we were in Tampa, there were continual ads for "Professional Singles". Who in their right mind would want to be a professional single? How does one get certified as a professional single? I mean is there a class you can take? Is there a degree?

It is very misleading this language we have. I mean you think one thing and then you find out Hawaii is not for sale. Bummer dude.

If people would say what they mean and mean what they say, you would not have system shutdowns of people trying to buy Hawaii or waiting to buy a baby at Baby's R US. YES, Believe it or not, there are people who believe this.

Life is interesting enough without misleading words and just plain silly communications.

Take on saying exactly what you mean. And mean what you say and see what happens. There will be a lot more clarity in the world.

OR, make a list of all the silly things you hear and see suddenly how intelligent you are.

Either Way, You win!!!!!!!!! Now that is a good game to play.